Thursday, 7 July 2011

Aaargh Stereotypes...

I hate stereotypes and stereotypical words so much we all do it but do we really know what they mean? So in my blog today I'm going to clarify what they mean!

Emo:

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::cry::

Slut:
A woman who sleeps with many men.


Chav: 
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

Buzzing: 
after you drink alcohol, but not quite drunk, and not quite sober. light headed off of alcohol, but your not drunk. slightly intoxicated..

So next time you stereotype think about the definitions first! Hasta la vista Until tomorrow! 

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

My personal drug...

MUSIC- Well as my title says this is my personal drug. I love it I could not live with out it.NO SERIOUSLY I CAN'T. I'm not one of these people that listens to manufactured chart music. I listen to how do you say different things; such as IVYRISE! (sorry for the caps' but they are fucking amazing) The Hoosiers , The wombats , vampire weekend and a bit of glee now and then. Oh and HORRIBLE HISTORIES (again sorry!). So you can gather that I'm a little different as people might say an emo-stereotype!-So leave a comment saying what music you like and all that shizz. Thanks for reading and stuff'. TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!(h5)

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Weather..

Well the great British weather can mean you have all the seasons in one day. Today we had wind , rain , sun and more wind and rain.
Why I hate wind: It blows you around. 
                           It puts stuff in my eyes.
                           It RUINS my hair!
Why I hate sun: It's too damn hot!
                         It makes me clingy.
                         It hurts my eyes.
                         It's too DAMN hot.
Why I hate rain: It is wet.
                         It's cold.
                         It RUINS my hair! 
Well on the plus side rain can hide tears! Leave me a comment on why you hate the weather. Signing of until tomorrow ...

Monday, 4 July 2011

Popular...

POPULAR! 
 The definition of popular : Liked, admired, or enjoyed by many people or by a particular person or group 
Well personally I can say I'm not this ... I have a small group of friends who I know and can trust with my life (I think).
But we all have had to admire someone in school and we say ' I wish I was like her' or 'She's so pretty' or even perhaps 'All the boys adore her, I wish I was her'. On the other hand we might say ' I hate her' or 'She's probabbly really dumb' or possibly just possibly 'She's a right slag'. Do these so called populars' like being liked this much are they insecure about themselves. If so do they like to put the less pretty people down , the emo's, the goth's and the geek's to make themselves feel better. The names like the emo's are all stereo types! So what I'm really trying to say in my blog today is don't say 'I wish I was her' say things like 'She's nice but I'm unique!' .... You are special and different in good ways and don't get yourself down! BE YOURSELF! Anyway thanks for reading .. leave a comment and all that stuff Over and out until tomorrow 

Sunday, 3 July 2011

Why I hate port-a-loos'

For a start there were three ... Three port-a-loos' for about maybe over 2000 people who does that. Bishop Auckland college does! My second reason is that well I waited over half an hour   to go in one small toilet if you can call it that. It was dark, dirty, small and didn't flush ... lovely! But on the bright side of this scaring experience I met Ivyrise .. A band that are amazing give them a tweet or a youtube view or if your on the facebooks' a facebook comment. They were simply amazing singing and personalities. Also , The Hoosiers were pretty good too but didn't have a notch on Ivyrise win!!! I gots a singed poster of them apart from Mark the bassist because he had to catch a train :( Anyway thanks for reading up up and away till tomorrow or next week or never if I forget my password! <3 :'D